This one is a folksy-song lyric. I think that the idea is pretty apparent behind it. Enjoy!

Dear Blogger...
I met someone new yesterday.
I'm going out on a date with her tomorrow,
I just hope it doesn't end the same way.

Dear Blogger...
The two of us had such a great time!
We went to a movie and she cuddled up close,
I melted so much that tonight I can't think enough to rhyme.

Dear Blogger...
I'm sorry this post is so late tonight.
We just spent five hours straight on the phone,
We rambled and laughed, it just seemed so right.

[CHORUS]
And so in you I confide,
Blabbering on forever for all to read,
I tell you everything, I've got nothing to hide,
You can even check it out on your XML feed.
And I love you all, in whom I confide,
Leave your comments for me to see.
As long as you tell me you're by my side,
Then lonely I shall never be.

Dear Blogger...
I'm in love with this girl!
So sweet, so funny, so gorgeous, so... her!
I'm just so glad that she's in my world...

Dear Blogger...
We're going to move in together tonight!!!!
I've got my stuff packed up, I'm ready to go,
My world has never felt so right...

Dear Blogger...
I'm sorry I forgot to post in this last week,
I've just been so busy unpacking and celebrating,
I love her so much! So perfect, so unique...

REPEAT CHORUS

Dear Blogger...
God [BLEEP] [BLEEP] [BLEEP] [BLEEP]er!!!!
I'm sorry for using such harsh language,
But this girl suddenly has me feeling like a sucker.

Dear Blogger...
It's over... Finished... Done... Kaput...
She says I'm useless, I think she's a bitch,
And I can definitely tell you where I wanna stick my foot!

Dear Blogger...
I can't believe I did once more,
I had just sworn off of women forever,
How'd I forget my heart would end up so sore?

REPEAT CHORUS

You've seen me through my highs and lows,
You've seen me win and take low blows.
You've seen me when I'm wasted off my ass,
You've seen me when I'm full of class.
You've seen me take on the whole world,
You've seen me when life's wrath is unfurled.
You've seen me fall for blondes, brunettes and redheads,
You've seen me have my heart ripped to shreds.

[Low tone, gentle, sweet tune. Same lyrics as first line, but much slower]
Dear Blogger...
I met someone new yesterday...
I'm going out on a date with her tomorrow...
I just hope it doesn't end the same waaaaayyyyyyyy....