Yeah man! I'm totally impressed!
It makes me think more of you when you smoke
Oh, and the fact that they're nicotine free makes it better too
When you talk about that one time you went streaking on the beach, I'm enthralled
Tell me again about how much you've worked this week, please

Just tell me like it is, and I'll be ok with that.
If you didn't go because you didn't want to, don't tell me you had to work

Hey, we're still bros, aight?