After an instance in the pub
We slide into the stripping club
With curves gyrating like a shrub
My bud's now reaching for a nub

Hot ladies dancing all around
Their titties bouncing off the ground
Led Zeppelin's blaring, in surround
Crowd's howling, like a rave dog pound

Legs gliding up and down the pole
Oh how the view... uplifts my soul
The action starts to take it's toll
Tis' better than the Super Bowl

The man in front, grabs for a leg
She breaks a bottle on his head
The bouncer drops him, like an egg
And out the door, he's promptly led

That tantrum quickly leaves my mind
Watching Simone, shake her behind
Her body moving, in slow-grind
The greatest ass.. in womankind

Exfoliating, as I watch
She rubs a heel, against my crotch
I think, I need, a glass of Scotch
This dreamy lass, is so top-notch

Tossing leaves, like falling stones
I start to feel like Pacman Jones
Let's not go running to the phones
Should not have said that.. I atone

Well anyways, there's jugs abound
Flesh grabbing..fighting.. all around
No wonder why it's so renowned
It's no-holds-barred and out of bound

With tempers flaring, in a rage
And bodies flapping on the stage
This atmosphere, you just can't gage
It's like a giant mongrel's cage

We're finally kicked out by the boss
Because two strippers, had "accost"
Financially, we're at a loss
But boy, that lapdance was exhaust