Moose Humping
A moose brigade joins suddenly outside my cabin window,
Engaging in debauchery with moans of loud crescendo
I watch them in the snowy fields, attentive with their humping
Eyes rolling as the action builds, can feel the steady thumping
The silence of the Alaskan night, has antied up with moos
They've terrified the owls with fright, with jitters of hoo hoos
I have to say this moving scene, begins to titilate
My loins start twitching like a fiend.. i can no longer wait
I hustle on my fur snowboots, and hurry on outside
Don't care that i'm of human roots, i'll find me a moose bride!!
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Wow Bryce
That was quick I mean the Moose Humping lol,
great poem Bryce,hope you found that Moose Bride ha ha ,a bet it is a bit noisy especially if they get there antlers in a twist, imagination is a great thing Bryce especially in your case at least it turned you on, sweet dreams hugs from Willow.
MOOOO ^ _ ^
Ahh comeon Willow... don't leave me hanging here^ _ ^ we're both turned on by the moose goose {lolz},, they're so enticing with their googley eyes.. BRYCE
ok then Bryce
Find me a big old Stag Moose and I can join in too or better still have a Moose Stampede Gang Bang, oooh cant wait to see those googley eyes, HOO HOO, WAY TO GO hugs from Willow
LOLZ!!
That's a great way to bond with wildlife.. let's just have a huge moose/human gangbang!! Gather all the village people at once lolz -bearhugs from BRYCE
Hey Bryce
Whats this bear hugs you didn`t say you were going to include bears in this here gang bang just as I was getting to grips with a Moose lol from Willow
Willow
Hey.. let's just open the forest floodgates,, whoever the heck is snooping through the woods can hop in and boogie down with the lot of us - b... from BRYCE
Ok Bryce
I`m game for GAME. let the Showcase Herd in for a boogie hop Willow
laughing
Bryce this is priceless.Laughing my butt off. I was raised in Maine seen my share of moose but can't say that I ever enjoyed them this much.Can I be flower girl at this wedding????
Gloria
Sure Can Gloria
All moose sit in the right pews and humans in the left lolz...hey... while you're here,,, why don't you grab yourself a partner and doucey-doe!.. {not sure i spelled that right, but what the heck} BRYCE
yeee haa
turn that Moose so sweet
back to the fella in the big flat feet
dance on the ceiling dance on the wall for us and the Moose are havin` us a ball doucey,doe
Willow
TOPS
WEAR YOUR WARM FUR AND YOU WILL BLEND IN.UNDERCOVER MOOSESHAGGER.LOLKEEP UP THE BRILLIANCE.
NOT NEEDED..
THEY LET ME JOIN IN ON THE ACTION FOR FREE.. {NO FUR JACKETS REQUIRED}.. THEY WERE PRETTY HORNY MOOSE»BRYCE
ROFL!!!!!!!
This was hilarious Bryce! A friggin riot you got here, i think i was huffing louder than those moose were LOL- kisses rebecca
"^ _ ^"
Thankee Mam,,, laughs on the floor are always welcome » BRYCE
I applaud you
I like that you are unafraid to admit arousal when witnessing even animal lovemaking. The end was odd, but I give you kudos for outwardly expressing your being human.
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kudos accepted..
but i only wrote this grotty little number because a friend of mine dared me to.... and i don't get aroused by all animal lovemaking,, just a futile few »BRYCE
LoL!
Excellent Brycey boy! What ever gets u going i guess..but personally i prefer chocolate mousse beside the pool dripping on my tum, yum yum :.) x
SLURP
Howdy Debs... long time no see... need help getting that chocolate mousse off your belly?{lolz},, it's soo great to hear from ya "travelinsquirel" »BRYCE
THIS ONE IS
Also very funny, with a subtle title ;Maxim
Max.....
Thanks for not downing the sillyness »BRYCE