Hitch your wagon to a horse
And it will almost stay the course

Hitch your wagon to a cow
And it will just keep eating chow

Hitch your wagon to an Ass
And it will just turn round and ask

Hitch your wagon to a star
And you will travel veerryy far

Hitch your wagon to a tree
Stuck in that place, there you will be

Hitch your wagon to a rocket
And you'll look like a burnt hot-pocket

Hitch your wagon to a train
There on the railroad, lies your brain

Hitch your wagon to a boat
And for an instant, you will float

Hitch your wagon to a truck
And in the mud, you will get stuck

Hitch your wagon to a blimp
And you will tumble like a shrimp

Hitch your wagon to a coaster
And you will fly off like a poster

Hitch your wagon to a bus
And you shall really get a fuss

Hitch your wagon to a bear
And it peel your bones off bare

Hitch your wagon to a wire
Lightning will strike.. you'll catch on fire

Hitch your wagon to a dream
And you will stay lost in it's scheme

Hitch your wagon, full off drugs
And you will get your ticks and bugs

Hitch your wagon, full of booze
And in the end, you'll surely lose

Hitch your wagon to the devil
And you will reach the lowest level

Hitch your wagon onto God
And you will bask in his facade