A UFO from outer space lands in an open field
With red and yellow flashing lights that flicker as it yields

We stumble from the drinking pub, that's just across the street
Accompanied with a pack a brew to welcome in the fleet

We reach the threshold of their ship and wave them to come out
Not really in our proper minds.. we'd all been drenched in stout

The ramp began to lower down, dispersing bright fluorescence
Too bad we did not bring a cam to catch this luminescence

Not knowing what we're getting to, we disco up the ramp
Moving rather strange.. as if we all had had a cramp

Once we all had got inside, the door behind us shut
Knocking jacob over as it hit him in the but

The aliens we found within looked like they'd just smoked weed
The air inside the cockpit had cohesively agreed

Their captain had an empty look upon his stoney face
His eyes were almost closed as if he'd just been shot with mace

We power on some tunes and tell them all to lighten up
Handing out some beer so everyone can flood their cup

The spaceship motors up again and hovers off the ground
Booming with a vibrancy as music blares around

Shooting through the atmosphere we percolate and zoom
Oblivious that we were on our way to meet our doom