The “Sex sells” Monologue

And if it fails, don’t worry
We can still sell crack and your grandma’s
Got that old car we can use to cruise around
For customers and groceries

And guess what, I will also take you to school with it
Now doesn’t that sound like fun
So don’t you worry
And those nasty things other people do for money

Guess what, you won’t have to do that
There’s a fine line to be crossed
And if I’ve learnt anything in my long wisdom filled life
I know not to cross fine lines

Believe me, I have plans for you
Did you do your homework by the way
Anyways, I myself must also remember
To do the laundry and to cook

God, see, it’s because we’re so busy
We don’t even have the time
To do those simple things in life
And you must know by now

Which I’m sure you do because you’re smart,
How could you not be,
That that’s a sure sign of success
And I can entirely understand

If you feel the need to spend
Some time doing other things
But one day you’ll appreciate me
You’ll look back and you’ll thank me

You’ll be a better person for it
Because good people work hard
I want you to remember that very well
If it’s the last thing you'll remember from your childhood.