Enough to make you go walk around
With toothpaste under your tongue
A toothbrush dangling from your mouth
As you walk around from town to town

Floss those gems with your most delicate thong
Now the snakes and moths live in your mouth no more
Because the dentist operated
On that one tooth in the back

Nobody really sees and you don’t really need
‘Cause you’ve got the same one on the other side
But the dentist worked on it for a while
Approximately and hour and a half

Of the most artful and specialized dentistry
Enough to make you go pull all your teeth
And suck on milk dipped bread
As you think of all the ways your time could have been

Better spent, instead of in a black sterile chair
In the dentist’s bed, with his hands
Instead of in your oral rooty canal
Round some other place that’s been rotting for a while