About how I got a guy to have sex with me

Pants in the air!
All parts outside!
I want to see you dangle
What I need inside

There’s an alley at the back
So hop upon me
We can travel in style
Make sweet love for a while

However to start at the beginning
I need to add
He was sort of an indirect colleague of mine
And it was a regular day at the office

So I started a fire to get his attention
Since he worked on the other side
Of the building, and there wasn’t much else
I could have done to make him notice

That my knees were clean, scar free
And that I don’t do this, usually
But I knew he was larger than huge
And I definitely wanted to experiment

Wondering how easy or hard it would be
I was just very curious and I guess I feel
One should try everything in life, once at least
And it’s not like I’m saying I’m proud of myself

For the way I handled the situation
I am well aware
That I tricked and treated
a guy into having sex with me.

tricking guys into sex

Geez, you usually don't need to trick us, we're a bunch of horny bastards as it is, but I love this poem. It's prime stuff!

am I blind

where the hell did my comment go? Did I fail the math question? O dear god no ;)

ok...

I had totally written you a comment, a long one too, and a thank you, and now it's gone... wow, so pointless to write it all again, it's lost its touch that comment. God I'm tired. Thank you again, you're so funny (ballerinas in jail haha) :)

About how I got a guy to have sex with me.

Just my type of poem, thoroughly enjoyed it!

Cup Cake

cup cake

What a cute name, makes me want to eat you up :) Thank you much, very happy to hear you enjoyed it

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