I noticed on the showcase today
An advert for a Zwinky
I down loaded her right away
And dressed her in something quite kinky

On my computer toolbar she sits
Where she takes pride of place
But I’m not very good with make-up
And I made a mess of her face

Seeing her reflection in the screen
She wasn’t particularly impressed
What the heck have you done to my face?
And look at how I am dressed

If this is how you will treat me
I’m leaving here right away
So having learnt from my first mistakes
I shall down load another without delay.