Masturbation
It’s always been a fascination
I’ve never lacked for motivation
Always finding the inspiration
A wonderful form of relaxation
Much more fun than meditation
Starting with some stimulation
You get that feeling of elation
As it begins its elongation
Followed by the levitation.
Then waiting in anticipation
Of enjoying that final sensation
As I try to reach my destination
It then all turns to serious frustration
And a decision is taken for termination
As you get that realization
That there will be no ejaculation
And you’re in serious danger of dehydration.
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Andrew
Moderation is the key my friend, moderation. You have to come out of the bathroom for a breather every now and then.
Pete
Thanks Pete
You are right, everything in moderation is good, I have tried to cut down as I have got older!!!
Andrew
ANDREW ANDREW ANDREW!!!!
OMG IM LAUGHING MY HEAD OFF!!! This is so funny!
YOU crack me up. what a great sense of humor.
I like that youre not afraid to put it out there too!
Nice job!!!
Linda
:*)
Lol
This is very funny. I agree you re bold..lol Excellent writing.
Duude..
this was very funny, loved the rhyme and rhythm too~B.E.Coast
Thanks to you all, I am glad
Thanks to you all, I am glad you enjoyed it and found it funny.
Andrew
yahoo for the wankers.
Billy connoly found great fame with just a bit of talent compared to your commanded wit.off the cuff stuff that the old timers redden to(blush)give us more of this strait to the throat type of writing.all the best pal.dont pull yer punches ,cept to pause and pull your foreskin bak.lol
Thanks Clydeseer
Thanks for this comment and the others to. I had to laugh at your heading and the end bit of the comment, glad you enjoyed it.
Andrew
Wow Andrew
Go for it Andrew ,Go for it, enjoy, lol hugs from Willow