Left in the cold
I’m watching her every move
What is she trying to prove?
Every night is just the same
Doesn’t she feel my pain?
She is in a world of her own
I just hear the occasional groan
I’m left here feeling cold
It’s harder to take now I’m old
No! I’m going to have my say
I want my share of the duvet!
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Ha Ha!
Enjoyed this Andrew,
Dave
Thanks Dave
Thanks Dave, there has been a lot of duvet fighting in our house recently.
Andrew
Andrew
This poem is as cute as a button! I think all women can relate to this one...I have to admit, I steal the duvet too...then around midnight I am whipping it off me cuz I am so hot...then back on again cuz I'm cold...I'm driving my poor husband crazyyyyy...but secretly...I think it's so funny...LOL
Linda
Do you girls do it
Do you girls do it deliberately? The last few nights I have had to chase the duvet across the bed, and then I get told off for taking up all of the bed. You can't win sometimes.
Thanks for the comment Linda, Im glad you enjoyed it.
Andrew
great poem Andrew
This is so real.ha ha had a good laugh at this one, it`s either that or snoring, thankyou Andrew for one I can relate to,
hugs from Willow.
Thanks Willow
Thanks Willow. I do hope you are not a duvet theif as well!!
Andrew
Yes Andrew
Afraid I am and the pillows also, I need one pillow over my head so I dont hear him snore , grrrr so annoying, I am thinking of moving out and into the dog basket with the dog lol hugs from Willow
Okay
first of all I mistook duvet, for bidet, I think it was this part that made my mind wander a bit:
"Every night is just the same
Doesn’t she feel my pain?
She is in a world of her own
I just hear the occasional groan"
And I'm like, hey, if you gotta go, you gotta go, besides, my man here is out in the cold for the love of mike.
but to share the thing, hey whatever, scoot over honey lol.
It wasn't until I read Linda's comment about it (duvet) being a blanket/comforter type of article, did I finally scratch my head, and go... hmmmm... lol
Good stuff Andrew, about made me wet my own dang self lol
:)
LOL
Sharing a bidet, now there is food for thought, reading it again I can see with those four lines how you can get that thought. I have now got toilety bidetey (if those are words) thoughts in my head.
Thanks for the comment Cristofo it gave me a laugh.
Andrew