Breasts
Those two mounds of flesh,
I must confess,
Are a wondrous sight to see.
Hanging there upon the chest,
As pert,
As pert can be.
Apparently they’re a good size,
Measured
At thirty-four C.
The only problem
That I have,
Are they belong to me!!!
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This piece was fun and the ending was precious. It's always good to let the sense of humor have its way every now and then.
Write on,
Pete
Sharon At Weekends?
LOL! Andrew, loved this one! :.)
OMG SO FUNNY
ANDREW, this was ariot!!! at first i thought it was heading towards kind of a sexy poem but then what a great ending. i love how you can do that!! thats a great sense of humor. nice going, great job!
(i had a vision im my mind of phil michelson and colin montgomery...during this ending...)LOL!
Linda
What better topic to write
What better topic to write about then breast? The answer of course is none.
My Parody.
Thanks to you all
Debs- yes and Tracey during the week
Linda- Mine are much smaller than Colin Montgomerie's!
My parody- True but ladies ones are nicer!
Andrew
Andrew...
THANK God, yours are smaller than Colin's...
mine are about the same....LOL....but alot "shapelier"..thank God!
Linda :)
Nice!
I always thought if Colin had been a woman he would of had a nice pair, so if yours are like his but "shapelier" then you must have a very nice pair as well!!
LOL, LOL
Andrew...I love it. You are such a fun guy! I love your humor.
As for my "pair" ....
"I do love my girls... they are really nice!" LOL...
remember my other poem..."you gotta love yourself first"
thanks Andrew
Linda :*)
so i've got some competition?
you make me feel flat!!
love the poem.
loni balogna
Thanks Loni
Thanks Loni, glad you liked the poem, Andrew
i read your comments about
i read your comments about linda's gardner poem and couldn't resist finding your blog.i am glad i did.you have a great sense of humour
Thank you
Thank you Mimi, I really appreciate your comment.
Andrew