Getting up is FUN.

Falling asleep in the bath is FUN.

Running to the train is FUN.

Avoiding my ex girlfriend is FUN.

Queuing up for breakfast in the canteen
Even though the bloke in front of me
Is ordering 3 Sasuages
3 slices of bacon
3 rounds of toast
3 hash browns
2 fried tomatoes
2 black puddings
2 eggs
and 2 rounds of fried toast
as well as a cup of tea
and a large bagel
with Strawberry Jam
for his breakfast
is FUN.

Going up in the lift
Is FUN
(even if it is too bloody hot
and it breaks down for
ten minutes
when you have ten other
people stood there
with you)

Sticking up two fingers at my boss
When Manchester City
Loses 8 – 1 is FUN.

Looking at the clock all day is FUN.

Skiving off and
Writing my novel when I can is FUN.

Going out for lunch for two hours
Is FUN.

Talking to my old work mate, Kevin about
The time he ate 3 large choclocate cakes
In half a hour
And was off sick
For a week afterwards is FUN.

Shrugging my shoulders when
My boss what time do you
Call this
Is FUN.

Getting dragged into a meeting
By my boss
Is FUN.

Getting told my attitude sucks
By my boss is FUN.

Getting told my skiving can't continue
By my boss is FUN.

Saying whatever is FUN.

Getting sacked is FUN.

Escorted out by Security is FUN.

But hearing the beach boys
Blasting out on the radio
As security drag me out
By the ear almost
Literally
And throw me in
The back of a police van
When I call my ex boss
A cupid stump
And try to head butt him
When he calls
Me a lazy pig
And sacks
Sing 'Fun, Fun, Fun'
Certainly isn't FUN.